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The Man Who Gathers Memes #17 The Man Who Gathers Memes #17

The Man Who Gathers Memes #17




The toilet phase:

When I was younger, around 3 or 4 years old, I had a phase of flushing things down the toilet. I would flush McDonald’s toys I didn’t want anymore or change I had found in my room. the biggest and most hilarious thing I ever dumped was a gallon of milk. one day I was bored and was looking around in the fridge low and behold there it was, a new gallon of milk. my tiny body dragged the bottle on the floor all the way to the bathroom. I opened the cap, let it go into the toilet, and flushed. I thought I was smart enough to let it go unnoticed but I’ll never forget what my dad yelled out when he walked in. “why in the hell is the water white?!“ my mom found the empty carton and just stared at me.


Adult website security.webp And the 5 years of Spanish classu8x2d251.webp Anybody else get lots of great nostalgia from this?.webp

Be like second.webp Big PP powers.webp Big brain.webp

Boba Fett is kinda lame in the OT.webp By Odin's beard.webp Clones are better then entire sequels.webp

Coffee is a lifesaver.webp Count dooku has always been a florida man.webp Cursed image time.webp

Death is it.webp Doge still be vibin in the meme community..webp Donate to Wikipedia now (OC).webp

Employee of the month.webp Every damn time.webp Exactly what we need.webp

Finally, payback!.webp Floating words.webp Girls eww.webp

Good News.webp Good paintings tho.webp Grandma got game.webp

Happens too much.webp Has this been done before?.webp Here comes the airplane.webp

Hold up.webp dwight has untapped meme potential.webp every time.webp

haha doggo go brrr.webp the worst is yet to come.webp “Oui” didn’t win anything.webp



My mom’s thong:

One day when I was 3 I decided I wanted to be like my mom and wear “big girl” panties. I sneakily went through her drawer and grabbed the first thing I could find – a thong (I didn’t know what it was at the time). She didn’t know until we went to breakfast with some friends and took me to the bathroom. She still won’t let me live it down!



How do you miss spell emojis.webp How the f***.webp I almost just want to rear-end this person to be their friend.webp

I can never get this line.webp I can’t be the only one.webp I dont need sleep. I need answers.webp

I feel sad now.webp I started watching the clone wars today.webp I still don't get my dad's logic.webp

I wonder what is this gonna cause.webp I'll just leave this here.webp Is nobody gonna point out this monstrosity.webp

It do be like that.webp It do be true tho.webp It doesn't matter if you're black or white.webp

It really do be like that sometimes.webp It takes only 42 seconds.webp It's pride month.webp

I’m dead inside.webp I’m gonna stop you right there.webp I’m sorry poor rock.webp

Last 1% gives you plenty of time to get the charger, ultimate MVP.webp Litterly everyone.webp Miko is tainted already.webp

Missing the vlog#420 would be so unfortunate.webp Mr.Bean is the best anime.webp My cabbages!.webp

No Watermelons for him.webp Not like in the simulation.webp Now I look stupid.webp

There goes my night.webp might just work.webp no need to finish your sentence.webp


There was a boy that I had a crush on for the past year in my class.

Now for whatever reason, I was swinging my arms around in a wild half-windmill motion. Don’t ask me why, I was just filled with child-like glee I guess. So there I was, swinging my arms dramatically, then just when I got to the corner…


I had accidentally slapped someone in the face. It took me a second to realize who it was: my crush.

I was mortified, but he just started laughing. To this day I can probably cite that as one of my top clumsy/socially inept moments.


I have a bad feeling about this.webp I knew something was missing.webp I mean. It's Haram.webp

I only know how to type now.webp Im so early that I woke up the previous day.webp Keep em distracted.webp

Language!.webp My cat just came back from one of her evening strolls with someone else's keys in her mouth.webp My favorite parts of the movies.webp

My wallet already hates me.webp Quick autographs just in case i get famous.webp Race war.webp

Shit kids=shids.webp So sad.webp Some big mac problems.webp

Some men just want to watch the world burn.webp Sweet dreams Gary.webp Tea party stops.webp

Team Sith.webp That's good wisdom.webp The fire nation has some sick clothes.webp

The new Rapunzel movie looks good.webp There's no way to describe the smell.webp These instagram fact pages are getting crazy.webp

This is mine.webp Totally opposite.webp Turning every line from Revenge of the Sith into a meme. Day 103.webp

Ultraviolet: Am I a joke to you?.webp Una perfecta comparativa de las diferentes tecnologías....webp Upgrades people upgrades.webp

V for Vagene.webp im5454g.jpeg.webp my entire fourth grade life was ruined by this.webp


The ramen incident: I have decided to remain anonymous to protect my identity from the foolishness. last night, I became hungry and decided to make some ramen. I removed the various packets from the bowl, added the flavor and vegetables, then put the bowl in the microwave.

After about a minute or two, I realized something was wrong. A terrible burning smell had filled my kitchen.

I opened the door to my microwave and…low and behold…I had neglected to add water. There was some smoke coming from the bowl. Not wanting to waste the ramen, I went to the sink and added water, which filled the room in acrid smoke for several seconds. I then returned the bowl to the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it.

Well….It went okay for a little while, until I discovered a globule of blackened noodles which had turned into some sort of strange crystalline substance yet seen in nature by humankind. I had a change of heart.


10 on the Pain Scale, Worst Pain Possible.webp Bad luck, Mickey.webp Evil.webp

I fell for it every time.webp Imma hit you with a no u.webp Into the doghouse.webp

It’s a duck-blur.webp It’s also a dark mode.webp Jokes on you I don’t use Google for browsing.webp

Life is just a game.webp Merry Christmas.webp Mom it's not what it looks like!.webp

Nice photobomb.webp Probably better than SA tbh.webp Something isn’t adding up CUIDADO NO PARA PINTEREST.webp

Sorry for the bad editing, made on mobile.webp Stares 4 parallel universe.webp Still waiting....webp

Surely one more episode wouldnt hurt.webp Watch your step.webp We may have some disputes but...webp

We've come so long.webp Well yes... but actually n Yes.webp What are you doing stepbro .webp

What is that tho?.webp What would you do if you had this situation?.webp Windows 11.webp

You are truly the lowest scum.webp You dare to oppose me mortal.webp current objective. survive.webp

img.jpeg.webp such edgy like the emo likes.webp


First phone accident: When I was in the 6th grade my parents decided I should get my first cell phone because I was going to middle school now and things were different. It was a pink little slide phone where you’d slide it sideways and have the texting keyboard and all. I took decent care of my phone and never needed a replacement. Well, flash forward to Memorial Day weekend. My family and another family went camping up in Pennsylvania for the weekend. Well, one of the days we were up there my buddy, Oliver, and I decided to take the kayaks out on the lake. Genius me, decided she wanted to listen to the 4 Selena Gomez songs I had on my phone. I thought it would be a brilliant idea to put my phone in a plastic bag to protect it from the water. When we got back from kayaking I took my phone out only to find the bag was submerged in water. We had no rice or anything to save my phone so we tried laying it out to dry, not even 15 minutes later it starts down pouring destroying my phone even more. My mom ended up giving me her first flip phone which didn’t even have a camera or the option to have music or photos transferred. Lesson learned.

Finally something good for a chang.webp Great, time to adopt..webp Hating catgirls is discrimination.webp

Ig that's why I'm this skinny.webp Ignorance is bliss indeed.webp Is it just me or did everything go rapidly downhill since 2016?.webp

NOO!!! I ONLY WANT BIRDS TO EAT MY SEEDS.webp No but seriously, good for him-her..webp Old meme but with my cati.webp

Once a weeb, always a weeb!.webp Patrick.webp Perhaps I am the avatar..webp

PlAy DeSpAcItO.webp Please don't hack me.webp Press F.webp

Suffering from Success.webp Tell them bring me my money.webp The hero we deserve.webp

The pure talent of my doggo.webp The true Engineer.webp Topless chicks.webp

Totally NOT made with memeatic.webp We still have to wait 89 days.webp Who else can hear the sound coming from this?.webp

Why tho!?.webp Why were you using discord during online classes.webp Why you gotta say that man?.webp

Zoom goes brrrrrr.webp imagine entering a battlefield while doing that.webp let's show the philosoraptor some love.webp

this is basically canon.webp who opens the door for the bus driver?.webp


Little thief: When I was around four or five I was with my mom at this store buying some Christmas gifts. as we were leaving I saw these little plushy dinosaurs that fit perfectly in my hands. I grabbed two of them and stashed one in each of my pockets. my pockets were so small that they made me look like I had two rumors on each of my hips. I still remember the rush of energy I got from actually leaving the store undetected. well, when my mom and I got to the car, she found them and called the store back and made me apologize. I had the absolute worst social anxiety when I was a kid so I was a absolutely sobbing, telling this poor employee how horrible a person I was. like I was having a mental breakdown, it was so bad my mom apologized to me afterwards and bought me a nice milkshake!





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