Thursday, 02 January 2020 00:14

The Man Who Gathers Memes #15

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My three-year-old son: I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up. Me: You can be anything you want. Son: (after a few seconds) I think I’ll be a mother. —Mary Lahl

 

 


That's when the big bucks start rolling in

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That's not how you should play

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S O C I A L D I S T A N C I N G

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Repeat 4 times a day

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Pew pew bang bang

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Party time woot woot

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 Spotted on a business marquee in Tacoma, Washington: MY BOSS TOLD ME TO CHANGE THE SIGN, SO I DID. —K.H.

 

Oh wow this is great

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oh im gonna enjoy this

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My heart can't take this

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My brother uses google for memes!

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After my beloved dog Lucky passed away, my daughter tried to explain to her four-year-old son what had happened in terms he might understand. “Remember that baby bird we found on the sidewalk the other day?” she asked. As the truth sank in, Ian grew alarmed: “Lucky fell out of a tree?” —Laurie Navin

 Money well spent

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Kids are dummy dumb

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Just don’t ask me

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 As the dentist labored over my teeth, he tried to make small talk. “What do you do?” he asked. “I’m a comedian,” I answered. “Interesting.” After a pause, he said, “Let’s get an impression—” “It’s more observational humor, actually,” I interrupted. “I don’t do impressions.” The dentist continued, “—of your teeth.”

 It's showtime

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It's all good man

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It do be like that

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I'm lucky today

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